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CUMBERPROMPT

annejamison:

I believe Benedict Cumberbatch has inadvertently joined the kinkmeme and given the following prompt:

"John and Sherlock are adorable wind-up sex toys. Hijinks ensue."

If you write it, I will write about it :)

Is this too mean? It might be too mean: 

“I used to read fanfiction,” said The Girl, casting a look around the café to make sure that no one would hear her say such a forbidden word.

There was a satisfyingly shocked gasp from The Other Girl across the table. “You did? Oh, my God! Really? What was it like?”

“Oh,” said The Girl, puffing up a bit with her superior knowledge. “It was all the same.” She waved her hand airily, dismissively. “Anyway, I’ve kicked the habit now.”

The Other Girl sucked in her breath, impressed. “You did?! But I hear it’s super-addictive! How did you kick it?”

“I realized that I was just reading fanfiction to fill an empty void within myself. And now I am filling my empty void with…well, I keep them in my pocket. Do you want to see?”

The Other Girl glanced around the café. You never knew when They might be listening, waiting to frown heavily at a mention of fanfiction or any of the nasty things related to it. She said, hushed with scandalized reverence, “Is it safe?”

“Absolutely,” The Girl beamed, and took out of her pocket two tiny figurines, the height of her index finger, which she set on the table.

The Other Girl ducked down a bit to inspect them more closely, frowning in consideration. “But…what are they? They look like…”

“Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.” The Girl nodded, pleased.

The Other Girl looked up at her quizzically.

“You don’t have to read fanfiction when you have your own pocket-sized sex toy version of the characters, obviously,” explained The Girl. “I mean, that’s what fanfiction is, basically.”

“Yes,” said The Other Girl, still frowning in thought, musing. “That’s what I’ve heard. But…how are they…” The Other Girl cast her gaze around the café again and lowered her voice still more. “How are they sex toys?”

The Girl flashed a smile. “Well. You should see what happens when I press this…”

themindisacity:

yahel:

Director Christopher Nolan’s own personal hand drawn graph detailing the path taken by the team through outInception.

Ooh. Neat! Hey
earlgreytea68
!

Wait. The switching of Arthur and Eames’s levels. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT. Gah!

themindisacity:

yahel:

Director Christopher Nolan’s own personal hand drawn graph detailing the path taken by the team through outInception.

Ooh. Neat! Hey
earlgreytea68
!

Wait. The switching of Arthur and Eames’s levels. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT. Gah!

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@justsuperblue replied to your post: So Eames told him good night and went …

I so plan on ready this, you are so awesome, I just have this ridiculous backlog of so many ficswhichistakingovermylifeOMGsjdhafha;sdhf;SDFSDFLDF……

Hey, I understand fic backlogs, trust me. It’ll be there when you get around to it!

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@thepineapplering replied to your post: So Eames told him good night and went …

Every wednesday is like christmas! Lived this feeling through N&N, WOTE, and this KTCR. Christmas, I tell you!

I love to promote a Christmas feeling. :-)

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@eclaireevans replied to your post: So Eames told him good night and went …

By the way, that Steinway!verse you recommended? Damn! I whipped through that in no time. Addictive.

Right?! Oh, my God, that fic. I think about that fic *all the time.*

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mathylibrarian:

i-came-from-the-abarat:

pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships

cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment

They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.

This was my favorite thing about the comments on Working on the Edges. Everyone was like, “OMG SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN ANY MINUTE NOW I JUST KNOW IT.” Nope. It’s 50,000+ words of PURE FLUFF. Enjoy. :-)

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seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

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