Irene says that Sherlock never responds to her flirting, which in any universe would mean that he’s not interested, but because John can find a way of being jealous of LITERALLY ANYthing with Sherlock he makes it into something he can be jealous of like he ALWAYS RESPONDS TO ME WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT HE DOESN’T RESPOND TO YOU, IS THIS LOVE, like. honestly john. really. look at what you’re saying.
And Sherlock, after hearing how John interprets his silence towards Irene, decides to respond to her next text message.
@whalenotpetunias replied to your post: Passed a billboard asking if Jesus was…
Wait, you mean this doesn’t happen in the North? weeeeeeird.
Not generally in the Northeast. It tends to be a phenomenon once you get past, say, Philadelphia or so.
@twotwoonebeemine replied to your post: The strip club near the Memphis Airpor…
Never stop this road trip commentary.
Alas, all good things must come to an end!
@poetling replied to your post: The strip club near the Memphis Airpor…
I’ve been told about that exact strip club! haha! Never get around to it when I’m in Memphis though…
I *love* that this strip club is famous!
@i-will-not-be-caged replied to your post: The strip club near the Memphis Airpor…
Memphis! I live here! And there’s TONS to do if you know where to look! (I have not looked at the strip club with midget wrestling, though. Not exactly my thing)
Hee! Well, I’m not in Memphis, actually, I’m outside it and laaaazy. ;-)
@hotdamnshezza replied to your post: The strip club near the Memphis Airpor…
Memphis! That’s where I live! I had no idea there was midget wrestling around here…
You learn something new every day!
Anonymous asked: I felt the same as you about how 12 cuts down Journey at the end. But in scene 1 when she is disoriented and struggling to accept that her brother has been killed rather than saved alongside her, the Doctor says, "tears are for civilians." He just doesn't care about her pain at any point. So yeah, they're pushing the "dark" side a bit hard for my taste. Hopefully more facets will emerge once they're sure we've got the "dark" message clear; Doctors often come on too strong & then settle, IMO.
Yeah, I was confused by that “tears are for civilians” line, mostly because it’s followed up by something like, “That’s how they communicate with us,” or something? I don’t know, I watched twice and didn’t get what that line was all about.
I agree, though, I think Doctors start out by hitting hard on what their “thing” is and then backing off a little bit and usually finding a balance and getting back to being, well, the Doctor, basically. So I think he’ll get there. I think, actually, he may go too far at some point and retreat. Probably it will have something to do with Danny Pink.
Anonymous asked: this might get buried so deep among all your other asks but I just had to say in TGG Jim came back and decided to kill Sherlock right after he and John inappropriately flirting in a pool talking about stripping and people might talk. Jealous much?
Yessssss! I never noticed that until loudest-subtext pointed it out and now every time I watch this scene I crack up when I see that mic still hooked on John’s jacket.
"Ciao, Sherlock Holmes." piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp omg
now watch me walk away that’s right honey you had no idea what you’ve been missing but now you know
yeah i bet you will catch me later but only when i want you to
alright speak into the mic now baby tell me what you thought
*heavy breathing* "Are you alright?!"
*heavy breathing intensifies* "Sh-Sherlock!"
the FUCK is going on in there
*groaning* "Oh, christ…"
*gasping for air* "Are you okay?"
WHO FUCKING CARES JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY SUIT
*seriously labored panting* "Yeah, me, I’m fine…that thing you did, that was…good."
THING? WHAT THING?
"I’m glad no one saw that…you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk."
OH HELL NO
"People do little else."
SORRY BOYS I’M SO FUCKING CHANGEABLE PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS “DOCTOR”
YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY BE INTO THAT JUMPER WEARING MOTHERFUCKER I PULLED OUT THE WESTWOOD FOR YOU I’M A GODDAMN SEX GOD LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COST AND THAT’S NOT ALL THAT’S BEEN WAXED I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR CRIMINALS CLEAN SHAVEN SO LET’S FUCKING DO THIS
TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE JESUS CHRIST THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
oh my fucking god you’re still into Doctor Wankshit.
well then you can’t be allowed to continue because it’s Mr. Sex or no one i mean i fucking strapped bombs to people for your virgin ass what else does a boy have to do to get some fucking attention besides dress like your fucking DAD i mean do i need to go shopping for flannel or something?
omg lol flannel. as if.
I’ll always reblog this. I can’t stop laughing